Paint Palette Pro Gifts

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

Brick Red Paint...

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Stop staring"

I'm color blind, please help.

Artist paints an artist.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

D.I.Y ladder

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Self-Portrait

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paul Gaugin

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

Still life?

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Glut of artists.

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'