Paint Palette Explorer Gifts

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

The Art Student.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Crayo-Blah

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Brick Red Paint...

Self-Portrait

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

Paul Gaugin

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."