Paint Palette Picker Gifts

I keep telling Van Gogh his colors are off, but he only hears half of what I say.

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

I'm color blind, please help.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

David Hockney

Crayo-Blah

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Shadow Artist

Brick Red Paint...

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

Self-Portrait

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"What you've been coughing up - is it more of a 'Misty Green' or an 'Heirloom Sage'?"