Paint Palette Picker Pillows

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Crayo-Blah

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Brick Red Paint...

Shadow Artist

Self-Portrait

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"What you've been coughing up - is it more of a 'Misty Green' or an 'Heirloom Sage'?"

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.