Palette Wizard Gifts

The Bored Impressionist

'They're great, but does your signature really have to include the 'D.D.S.'?'

Camille Pissarro

The artist

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Vincent Van Goat.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

I'm color blind, please help.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Henri Matisse

Crayo-Blah

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Brick Red Paint...

Shadow Artist

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Abstract Paintings.