Palette Person Gifts

...for the first time in years, I look like I made a decent career choice.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Stop staring"

Henri Matisse

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Still life?

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."