Palette Person Prints

...for the first time in years, I look like I made a decent career choice.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Stop staring"

I'm color blind, please help.

Henri Matisse

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"I forgot blue."

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"