Palette Player Prints

Henri Matisse

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Artistic License

I'm color blind, please help.

"Stop staring"

Crayo-Blah

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Brick Red Paint...

Shadow Artist

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Still life?

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

Paul Gaugin