Palette Explorer Prints

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

I'm color blind, please help.

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

The Art Student.

Self Portrait.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Glut of artists.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Crayo-Blah

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Henri Matisse

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

David Hockney

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."