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A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

I'm color blind, please help.

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

The Art Student.

Self Portrait.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Glut of artists.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Vincent Van Goat.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Henri Matisse

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Crayo-Blah

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"