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Self-Portrait

The Art Student.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Crayo-Blah

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'