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"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

The Art Student.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Crayo-Blah

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"You have a Picasso?"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Self-Portrait

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"I forgot blue."

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'