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"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Vincent's new palette

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Crayo-Blah

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Self-Portrait

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'