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'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

El Greco

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

"I forgot blue."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

"I paint only what I love..."

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Claude Monet

Starving artists' sale.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.