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'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Divine Intervention

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"I forgot blue."

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

"I paint only what I love..."

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

Starving artists' sale.

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Claude Monet

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

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