Paint Palette Devotee Pillows

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Divine Intervention

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

"I forgot blue."

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Starving artists' sale.

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

Painter of fortune: the magazine of artistic adventure

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

"I paint only what I love..."

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Claude Monet

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"