Paint And Palette Lover Pillows

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

A Christmas tree self portrait

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

I'm color blind, please help.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'You never smile at me like that!'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

The Worst Date Ever

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Artist painting a dancer.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Divine Intervention