Paint And Palette Lover Gifts

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

A Christmas tree self portrait

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Hazards of mouse painting

Artist Retrospective.

I'm color blind, please help.

Alberto Giacometti.

Eugene Delacroix

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'