Palette Lover Gifts

Claude Monet

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

The Art Student.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Balloon Surprise

God save the Queen.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Rainbow skier

I'm color blind, please help.

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

David Hockney

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Trainspotting.

Rainbow Drinks

Shadow Artist

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'