Palette Lover Mugs

Claude Monet

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

The Art Student.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Balloon Surprise

God save the Queen.

I'm color blind, please help.

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

Rainbow skier

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

Rainbow Drinks

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Trainspotting.

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

Pencil Peaock