Prehistoric Palette Lover Mugs

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

The First Kite

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

Political Cave Art

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Prehistoric Pirates.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

And the third quarter projection

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"I call it angle-poise"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Early Art Critic

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

'Kip paints caves.'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

"This sure makes my job easier."

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'