Paint Palette Lover Mugs

Sorry, You Didn't Win This Time

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

David Hockney

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Brick Red Paint...

Close... but no Degas.

Self-Portrait

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

Painting Camouflage jacket

Picture Sale

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.