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'All right †how about this color of mud?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

The First Kite

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'How's that, Umpire?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Political Cave Art

Early Art Critic

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"I call it angle-poise"

Prehistoric Pirates.

"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."

"Maybe someday we could set aside a cave just for art."

'Kip paints caves.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Self Portrait.

"This sure makes my job easier."

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."