Palette Enthusiast Gifts

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

Divine Intervention

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'

Painter of fortune: the magazine of artistic adventure

"They're no more pointless now than they ever were."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Artist paints his Paint Palettes.

Writer's Block: Actors, Dancers and Visual Artists Only.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"Finally, my art degree is worth something."

Shadow Artist

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

I'm color blind, please help.

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"I forgot blue."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."