Palette Enthusiast Gifts

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

Divine Intervention

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'

Painter of fortune: the magazine of artistic adventure

"They're no more pointless now than they ever were."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Artist paints his Paint Palettes.

'For the one-hundredth, people, I'm NOT hitch-hiking!'

Writer's Block: Actors, Dancers and Visual Artists Only.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"Finally, my art degree is worth something."

Shadow Artist

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

I'm color blind, please help.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

David Hockney

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

"I forgot blue."