Palette Aficionados Gifts

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

El Greco

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"I forgot blue."

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Claude Monet

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Starving artists' sale.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"I paint only what I love..."