Palette Perfectionists Gifts

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Artists dress for their themes.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Quick, press control Z!'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Stop staring"

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Sleeping on the Job

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Quit moving"

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

The Scream Painting

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Great Painting

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Don't make me look fat!"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'