Palette Perfectionist Gifts

'Isn't purple supposed to go on top?'

'In my opinion it's slightly too thin and light on the palette.' - 'That's your water.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Naomi channels her eating disorder through watercolor painting.

Starving artists' sale.

Shoot. I forgot what I was painting.

"I forgot blue."

'I'll be damned if I'm going to add pink because my grand daughter said to.'

Artist painting his palette.

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Sleeping on the Job

"Stop staring"

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Quit moving"

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."