Color Preference Perfectionist Gifts

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

Creative Baby.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Perfection

Instant art

Exhibition of Paint Colors.