Color Preference Perfectionist Gifts

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

Creative Baby.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Instant art