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'Isn't purple supposed to go on top?'

'In my opinion it's slightly too thin and light on the palette.' - 'That's your water.'

Naomi channels her eating disorder through watercolor painting.

Starving artists' sale.

"I forgot blue."

'I'll be damned if I'm going to add pink because my grand daughter said to.'

Artist painting his palette.

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Quick, press control Z!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Stop staring"

Sleeping on the Job

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Quit moving"

Social lens of the photojournalist

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Don't make me look fat!"

The Scream Painting

Great Painting

Copycat.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"