Palette Purist T-Shirts

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Crayo-Blah

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"So obvious, there all the time"

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"I forgot blue."

Paul Gaugin

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Claude Monet