Paint Palette Perfectionist T-Shirts

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Quick, press control Z!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Sleeping on the Job

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Quit moving"

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Brick Red Paint...

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

The Scream Painting

Copycat.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Great Painting

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Shadow Artist

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"I forgot blue."

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.