Palette Perfectionists T-Shirts

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Artists dress for their themes.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Quick, press control Z!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Stop staring"

Sleeping on the Job

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Quit moving"

Social lens of the photojournalist

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Great Painting

"Don't make me look fat!"

The Scream Painting

Copycat.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Shadow Artist