Palette Purist Pillows

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Crayo-Blah

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"I forgot blue."

Paul Gaugin

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

'You need to slow down - use more color.'