Paint Lovers Pillows

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Framed Lady

'Greenwich in the Season'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Amateurs."