Palette Collector Pillows

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Vincent's new palette

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

David Hockney

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Crayo-Blah

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Self-Portrait

'It's another canvasser dear'