Palette Explorers Pillows

Cut out and keep your own tortured artist.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

I'm color blind, please help.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Crayo-Blah

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

Self-Portrait

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.