Palette Explorers Gifts

Cut out and keep your own tortured artist.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

I'm color blind, please help.

Crayo-Blah

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Self-Portrait

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.