Nature's Palette Explorer Gifts

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Mice taking lessons.

I'm color blind, please help.

Crayo-Blah

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Self-Portrait

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"I forgot blue."

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'