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'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Mice taking lessons.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

I'm color blind, please help.

Crayo-Blah

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Self-Portrait

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"I forgot blue."

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'