Peculiar Palette Explorer Gifts

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

The Art Student.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

Henri Matisse

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Crayo-Blah

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Self-Portrait

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'