Prank Palette Seeker Gifts

'Get him, Jimmy!'

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Vincent Van Goat.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Artistic License

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Stop staring"

Trash-talkin' artists

I'm color blind, please help.

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

Crayo-Blah

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

Still life?