Palette Juggler Gifts

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Balanced Diet"

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"Stop staring"

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

Henri Matisse

Monet At Open Mic Night

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Funky Chef 1

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

'I've fallen and I can't get up.'

Stock Market.

'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'

Still life?

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Claude Monet

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

As your money advisor, I advise you to make more money.

My bullish strategy was given a bum steer.

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

'Good day in the market?'

Chromatic Scale

When it comes to investing, Dave has got to learn to lighten up.