Palette Wielders Gifts

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Vincent Van Goat.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

Henri Matisse

Crayo-Blah

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'