Palette Wielders Pillows

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

I'm color blind, please help.

Henri Matisse

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Crayo-Blah

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"I forgot blue."

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'