Palette Pro Pillows

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paul Gaugin

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

"Stop staring"

I'm color blind, please help.

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Brick Red Paint...

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"I forgot blue."

Still life?

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'