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'I didn't get a grant.'

Paul Gaugin

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Stop staring"

I'm color blind, please help.

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Shadow Artist

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Brick Red Paint...

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"I forgot blue."

Still life?

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"