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"Stop staring"

Still life?

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'You could do that.' I did

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Artistic Licence.

Henri Matisse

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Crayo-Blah

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Titian

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I forgot blue."

Paul Gaugin

'You need to slow down - use more color.'