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"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Vincent Van Goat.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Stop staring"

I'm color blind, please help.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Henri Matisse

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Pencil Peaock

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Still life?

Paul Gaugin

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'

Glut of artists.

Claude Monet

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.