Palette Playmate Gifts

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Stop staring"

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

I'm color blind, please help.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Henri Matisse

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Pencil Peaock

Paul Gaugin

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

Still life?

Glut of artists.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.