Palette Poet Gifts

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

Crayo-Blah

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paul Gaugin

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"