Palette Poet Gifts

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

I'm color blind, please help.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Henri Matisse

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Crayo-Blah

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Shadow Artist

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"